glarf
CaptainGlarf
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kinda do blame you big man
when your existance is but a bad prank from god allmighty you kinda do feel down every once in a while but then again im an atheist without the god complex so it's quite rare. while this is all gibberish, which well it couldn't be anything else because it's 2 AM and im drunk so it'll have to be gibberish.
Did you know that when men try to fly they splatter on the ground and open up like an apple that's been run over by a mercedes amg c63s v8 biturbo, i think it's quite an interesting fact which must be known throught existence, jumping is as bad as flying btw because jumping is trying to fly but without hope or the passion to it and as you may know or not without passion your existance is meaningless and without hope your existance isn't sustainable and in this case jumping will cease your ''le existance''.
you cannot live with it and without it you can't live isn't irony so very funny my dear friends?
if you'll excuse me i have to take a piss now.
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