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61.9 hrs on record (34.1 hrs at review time)
As someone who played through the other two Metro games multiple times, this is better than both of them. They improved on basically all the mechanics they could have, but adding open-world elements to Metro was the best move they could have made.
Posted July 8, 2020.
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80.5 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
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If you have two or three friends who are good with communication/teamwork and willing to put in effort for a highly challenging but highly rewarding experience, this game is an incredible use of 25 dollars.

If you don't, get some of those friends and then buy this game.
Posted June 29, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
48.7 hrs on record (29.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
An updated Half-Life for the modern age
Posted December 28, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
81.9 hrs on record (74.1 hrs at review time)
My waifu broke up with me since I was seeing this game more than her

2.1/10
Posted March 24, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
48.2 hrs on record (46.6 hrs at review time)
Pros:
Better than Metro 2033
Half of the game is killing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ commies
A Russia Simulator where you aren't a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ commie and where the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ commies get nuked

Cons:
Needs more Nazi
Some of the monster-only parts of the game towards the end get boring by third playthrough
Made me flunk two tests since I was trying to do a fourth playthrough instead of studying

9.5/10 best singleplayer Ruskie Simulator in my library besides STALKER. Would pay full price.
Posted March 24, 2017.
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86.8 hrs on record (43.5 hrs at review time)
Non-ranger playthrough is a singleplayer FPS game.

Ranger playthrough is a knife throwing simulator.

Bug on the Tower level made me lose my moral playthrough. );

8.5/10 Bought during sale, would pay full price
Posted March 24, 2017.
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286.0 hrs on record (109.7 hrs at review time)
Pro Tip: The cars, catch on fire, but do not explode. Also, all cover in-game is indestructible.
Posted March 16, 2017.
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665.1 hrs on record (48.5 hrs at review time)
Shockingly depressing the first time playing.
Life-ruiningly addicting the playthroughs after.
8/10
Posted November 21, 2016.
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3.3 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Doesn't provide a good tutorial, incredibly confusing to newcomers, as you're pitted against experts who have been playing since EE. One of the only good tutorials is a TWO HUNDRED PAGE GUIDE. Worst buy I have ever made on Steam, awful investment.
Posted September 10, 2016.
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220.9 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
+Best arcade shooter I have ever played, even though I was hesitant to buy it at $12 before a sale, I am deeply grateful that I did buy it.
+Amazing gameplay
+Music makes for amazing immersion (I love listening to YV Mansion OST)
+Awesome array of weapons to get excited about
+Feels like on of those 1 quarter arcade games that you're a fighter plane with all these power-ups and stuff, BUT BETTER

-No Online Multiplayer
-THERE'S A DELETE OR RESET BUTTON ARE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KIDDING ME I'M GOING TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILL MYSELF I SPENT LIKE 10 HOURS GETTING ALL THOSE CHARACTERS VLAMBEER PLAES WHO IS THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT PUT THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS FEATURE IN THE GAME

I would rate a solid 0/10, it's a complete waste of money, and even if it was free, it would be an awful waste of 200 MB. Downloading a virus would be more worth your time. Turn back now
Posted March 29, 2016.
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