Grumpy Merchants - A short story by Chicken. Merchant life is a laid back one for sure. Most days are spent cleaning up wrecks of previous failed merchants, or running errands for those too lazy to do it themselves. This particular day I was catching snakes in the wild to sell for a small profit. Looking for the last Black Scaled Snake needed, I hear an explosion - a keg. Certain my snakes had all been reduced to ashes, I ran to my ship and see the culprit himself. He too was dressed as the very weapon he used to try and ruin my day. As the only one to not to make it out alive, the man quickly returned to the ferry. Luckily, snakes are immortal and they made it out alive, allowing me to finish my commendation. I then made it my SOLE.LIFE.MISSION. to bring an end and ruin the entire career of the crew who tried to take the lives of my snakes and my boat. I knew exactly who they were, too. A crew running FOTD but a few squares away. I detach the rowboat and immediately start sailing in their direction. The plan was simple. Sink them. Steal the life-changing chest of legends! Certain they had me sunk from a single keg, they recklessly began to loot, without even watching the horizon. Foolish mistake. Perhaps the last mistake they'll live to make---- And it was. One-blunder to the back of the head, the harpoonist was the first to fall. One Blunder to the next, trying to climb the ladder and aid his fallen crewmate. respawn time was more than long enough to secure a nearby keg, and bring it aboard. lighting the keg I could hear a third top deck. He immediately runs below to extinguish the fuse and prevent catastrophe, but it was far too late, Karma had already struck. Mere moments later the ship was no more. and neither was the crew. No amount of gold was more valuable than the lives I stole from them, but I still helped myself to a few trophies. The Merchant life is laid back for sure, but we'll fight anyone who intends to disrupt our course in anyway. So I encourage you, sailor, keep it that way. Next time you see that emissary flag on the horizon, sail away. Lest we see you first.

this game is better then you will ever be at it.

Best.Game.Ever. 10/10 would fall into a lava pit again.

It's like the Batman games, except this game is about chickens. You can play as a chicken, what's not to like? You could even paint your chicken black. Then you'd be BatChicken. You can play as BatChicken, what's not to like?

Lying in the darkness, there is BatChicken. Blow up chicken thugs to secure the future and safety of the entire chicken race. Save Noisy, your chicken guide since birth.

No - There aren't as many hackers as you'd think for a F2P. Generally people are just better players than you.

However SoloQ - just like in any other game....Sucks.