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0.3 hrs on record
This is my favorite game.
Posted February 20, 2018.
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1.8 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
This is my favorite game.
Posted February 20, 2018.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
943.6 hrs on record (672.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This is my favorite game.
Posted February 20, 2018.
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1.6 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
This is my favorite game.
Posted February 20, 2018.
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274.7 hrs on record (226.8 hrs at review time)
This is my favorite game.
Posted June 26, 2017. Last edited February 20, 2018.
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0.7 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
The only winning situation.

Step 1. Download game.
Step 2. Start game.
Step 3. Admire nostalgia.
Step 4. Talk to emily.
Step 5. Begin to tear up.
Step 6. Imagine to punch your cowardly chatchter.
Step 7. Lie down on the floor and cry.
Step 8. Google for better endings.
Step 9. Don't understand this game.
Step 10. Realise how many chances you have ruined.
Step 11. Understand the game.
Step 12. Be heartbroken.

5/7 would recommend again.

WARNING:

Even the manilest of the manly men of man land would cry upon playing this game. I had to gas six million other jews in order to get my manilenss back.
Posted November 6, 2016.
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