Lord Melonus Maximus XVII
Jacob B(Phat Jezuz)
United States
When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.” — Mark Twain
You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.” — Roy Bean
Every strong man has a set of huge melons standing behind him.:Honored:
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When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.” — Mark Twain
You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.” — Roy Bean
Every strong man has a set of huge melons standing behind him.:Honored:
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