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1 person found this review helpful
50.9 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Unplayable. It's that simple. I cannot play the game because I cannot make it through the opening cut scene without the game crashing. I tried a dozen times and variously made it between five and 45 seconds into the game before crashing to the desktop. I don't understand how it's remotely acceptable to charge $50 dollars for software that simply doesn't work. I don't care if it gets fixed in future patches. There's zero excuse for releasing this kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted August 9, 2020.
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123.5 hrs on record (15.8 hrs at review time)
Buggy, unstable, and runs like a modern day Crysis. Nevertheless it's the best game I've played in many years.
Posted December 14, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.1 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
I hear this is a great game. I'll never know because apparently the developers highered a team of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to port it to the PC and then gave them a 1997 Gateway PC to do the job with. This port is an absolute, unmitigated, attrocity. The game renders only at 1024x720, the cursor is visible on the screen at all times, the controls given are for the xbox, the mouse sensitivity is abysmal and unchangeable, the camera jerks around to the point that it makes me feel sick to look at it, the framerate is capped at 30 fps, the graphics look like an xbox 360 launch title, just an absolute nightmare.

Can this stuff be fixed? To some extent, but I shouldn't have to spend 90 minutes modding the game into a state of borderline playability.

The developers claim that this port was "half assed". That's not true. The GTA IV PC port was half assed. There's nothing "half" about this port. It's an absolute full bore obscenity of a product.
Posted November 29, 2013. Last edited November 29, 2013.
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