Nah

More like lukewarm.

Tbh though it's not bad. It's not a shooter though; it's a puzzle game. The hamfisted meta-plot left a bad taste in my mouth, and the game used that as an excuse to avoid continuing to add more actual gameplay.

There are very few games that you can just pick up the controller and immediately understand what to do, and how to do it. Ultimate Chicken Horse succeeds in taking one of the most simple concepts to design a game, with masterful execution. It makes for some of the most entertaining nights of laughing at and with your friends.

Full review here: https://www.n3rdabl3.co.uk/2016/03/04/152357/ultimate-chicken-horse-review-competitive-barnyard-action/

There are a lot of memes.

Do you think the concept of a MOBA is cool and all but hate the majority of needlessly complicated elements of the genre and having to clickity-click on everything.

Smite is a MOBA that is like 90% macroskill. You don't have to last-hit to get gold, but you DO get double the gold for doing so, rewarding skilled play. Being an ADC is actually hard, because you can actually miss your Basic attacks. No matter what your build is or how much damage you do, at the end of the day if your opponent is a better shot, they win.

High level play is very hard, but very fun and rewarding because sometimes it comes down to that one shot, and it feels good to hit it.

4 dead. 13 injured. 20 jobs. $13,000. The week echoed in my mind like a gunshot in an empty street...

They don't let me name names on this blog, but the person behind the hit I was investigating is dead now.

He played a dangerous game: insulting my hat.

The trigger man's gone down. That would have felt good if I hadn't just taken a seventy story body slam.

I don't know.

I guess I picked the least ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of two incredibly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sides.

Maybe that doesn't matter. Maybe all that matters is now I have the ability to kick doors down.

Either way, I need a drink.