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38 of 50 (76%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2020 @ 8:04pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2020 @ 8:39pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2020 @ 12:20pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2020 @ 11:27am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2021 @ 11:44am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2020 @ 8:55pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2021 @ 11:54am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2020 @ 8:01pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2020 @ 5:10pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2020 @ 8:24pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2020 @ 6:19pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2021 @ 11:45am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2020 @ 9:17pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2020 @ 6:07pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2020 @ 11:03am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2020 @ 4:57pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2020 @ 4:57pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2020 @ 10:49am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2020 @ 8:24pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2020 @ 2:56pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Aug 3, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2020 @ 11:30am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2020 @ 10:37am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2020 @ 8:37pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2020 @ 4:44pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2020 @ 8:15pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.