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748.1 hrs on record (612.5 hrs at review time)
Destiny is a strange commodity.
I wake up most days feeling fresh and ready to tackle anything.
but then it happens, my hand moves on its own and launches Destiny.
as the game boots to menu, i rapidly start shedding brain cells and my ♥♥♥♥ looses two inches.
and my anxiety and depression and PTSD and raging racism all return at once.
and as i sit in orbit, staring at all the activities that i just dont want to do, i end up loading into vanguard ops.
then IT happens..

As i sling my abilities and shoot the bad guys..
the array of colours and explosions suddenly cures all my mental issues.
and my tiny ♥♥♥♥ grows FIVE EXTRA INCHES!
i realise in that moment why i load up this game over and over again.

Then the activity ends and my ♥♥♥♥ shrinks another 6 inches and i instantly become mentally handicapped again.

So Yeah... 10/10
Would Bungie Again.
Posted May 31, 2024.
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20.5 hrs on record (18.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game Made Me Shidded Harder Than Phasmophobia.

Posted July 6, 2023.
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45.0 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game made me shidded.
Posted February 6, 2021. Last edited June 9, 2023.
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