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+rep 愛

Сын легко-доступной женщины которая отдает себя за покушать.

As soon as this guy launches cs, tactical missiles start launching at the trade centre. He doesn't use an AK, the AK just automatically snaps to enemy heads from fear. I once saw him beat simple twice then proceeded to have seggs with his wife. What a man. His hand movement is so fast, I saw him doing unlimited 360s every round, and still manages to land headshots. On CT side? he's a CIA. On T side? he sure would make Osama Bin London proud.

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

This plaeyr. Bro. I don't even have the vocabulary in my skull to explain what I just witnessed. This dude joined the match and my router started sweating. My PC started making fax machine noises. I think Steam tried to uninstall itself out of fear.

They don’t play the game like a normal human — no, no. They moonwalk into gunfights while eating glue and somehow win. I saw them throw a molotov straight up, and it landed on the enemy 12 seconds later like it had a grudge.

They topfragged with 3 FPS and a trackpad. I think they were playing on a microwave. I checked their ping and it just said “yes.”

Every time they alt-tabbed, a pigeon flew into my window. What is this power???

I would sell my grandma’s WiFi password just to queue with them again. 11/10, legally not allowed in 17 countries. Absolute war crime of a player.

OHH MAHHHHH GAWDDD HE HAKKAR!