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1 person found this review funny
5.8 hrs on record
Story is kind of mid and the online aspect of this game is totally dead, there is like 1 lobby at most. Don't spend the money or buy when it's discounted.
Posted March 31, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
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Posted June 25, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Tell me please, how did you manage to create a very fun game but totally butcher the DLC? You had one job. What do you mean I have to be pretty much endgame level to be able to get the DLC forms because the DLC is just not balanced at all? You have to be so out of touch to think somebody is gonna play the game for a second time after finishing it just to try two new forms, I'm very happy I bought the DLC when it was discounted. If I knew how poorly it is created, I wouldn't give you my money at all. Shame.
Posted April 9, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
135.8 hrs on record (50.3 hrs at review time)
Ah, hearken, Tarnished one, for have ye truly tread the path of existence if the essence of Leaf Lovers Special hath not graced thy lips? 'Tis the dwarven nectar of deities, a libation conjured in the abyssal forges of Deep Rock Galactic. If thou persist in quaffing pedestrian swill, verily, thou squander the richness of existence.

Envision, if thou will, Gloomleaf Essence, Ebonnut Elixir, Hive Honey Nectar, and a mere whisper of Stormcap Lightning Zest. 'Tis a symphony of flavor that erupts within thy cavernous maw, a boon thy taste buds shall genuflect before. Cast aside the mundane, for this be the elixir of authenticity.

Should thou not partake in the Leaf Lovers Special post-quest, thou art but a lost soul in the uncharted realms. A toast to the alchemists who birthed this marvel. Ye craftsmen, ye sculptors of taste, thou art the true architects of the sacred rock... and stone.
Posted November 28, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your game gave me cancer anyway.
Posted May 12, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Despite being one man, the developer of this game really knows what his fans want. On Friday, I had burned my hand with flaming oil and stayed eight straight hours in a neglectful "healthcare" facility that took eight hours to bandage my recently singed flesh. This left me with very limited use of my left hand, thus rendering me unable to play most games as they tend to require two hands. This hero of a developer kept his clientele in mind, and made it so this game could easily be played with one hand. I can tell just by that design choice that this is an upstanding Christian man who had developed a wholesome Christian game. Obviously this game was designed for people with limited mobility such as myself, as I cannot think of any other reason why this game should be played with one hand. These design choices lead me to believe that there is still hope left for humanity, 10/10.
Posted May 8, 2021. Last edited May 8, 2021.
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107.9 hrs on record
Unbelievably disappointing game from developers who seem to have no pride in their work. Imagine releasing something this lackluster and then shrugging off an entire community of Linux players because it’s “too much of a hassle.” If you can’t commit to creating a functional experience for all players, maybe you should rethink your career in game development. This game has been on life support for years, and with the current state of things, it's only a matter of time before it’s buried for good. Trust? Gone.
Posted March 1, 2021. Last edited November 5, 2024.
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