Mario Party but if it was made by Hitler

My HR department made me sit through a long and detailed seminar on conflict deescalation. During this, I learned techniques such as Diaphragmatic Breathing and other methods for calming down in the face of high stress situations. This wonderful game was a great opportunity for proving that NONE OF THAT ACTUALLY WORKS.

Give this one a miss until they fix the Fall Ball physics

Update: They fixed the Fall Ball physics

Only play this game if you're a masochist and enjoy torturing yourself with pedantic nonsense

What a world we live in where an indie game that's more pixelated than 1980's Japanese pornography, about stamping and reviewing passports is more fun and has a far more compelling emotionally gripping story than most games available today.

Full disclosure, I'm just posting this for the badge

Unplayable. Crashes as often as a Bethesda game and has absolutely no redeeming factors to make up for that fact. Gameplay is taxing and frustrating though that doesn't mean it's not enjoyable. I wouldn't know since I can't play it for more than 20 minutes at a time. Features are poorly implemented and some do not work at all. The Unity engine leaves a lot to be desired.

Early access is a con game.

Bloat