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13 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
4.0 hrs on record
Unlike the first game, this game is made more frustrating by all the unnecessary hoops set up. You'll be asked repeatedly to retry 3min long button sequences and if you screw up, you have to start all over again from the beginning. This is not fun. Dragon's Lair and Space Ace are the better games to go for. Dragon's Lair 2 leaves you feeling cheated most of the time, which will frustrate you. One example, is when you progress through half or more of the entire game, only to be notified you missed one fo the bonus treasures. So now you have to start ALL THE WAY FROM THE BEGINNING of the game because you missed hidden button presses. That's complete bull**it.

It's fun for the novelty, but if you want a fun experience, avoid this and stick to Dragon's Lair or Space Ace.
Posted July 23, 2015. Last edited July 23, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
17.7 hrs on record
Enslaved is a game about looking your big breasted, yet petite, girlfriend in the face and satisfying her needs, every time she nags or cries. It's an adventure game that's quite linear and mundane. The whole game literally revolves around your girlfriend crying. The graphics are quite muddy in some areas and there's no anti-aliasing options, so video card driver options can help. Overall, this games color palette and mundane mood made me feel sick in the stomach during several portions of the story. So be sure to have gotten all your hypeness and energy out before playing as this game is a calm and silent experience. Whoever made this game is quite Emo, as there's no real storyline and it revolves around looking at your girlfriends face and breasts every time something goes wrong. You can safely skip this game, but if you want to play it.. be sure to get it on sale.
Posted June 30, 2015. Last edited June 30, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
One of the most creative films I've seen in a while. The jokes were quite random, but fit the humor of the plot. Overall, I say for the budget this was shot on it's a good film. It's all green screen so most of the shots are composite mixed in with some stock footage probably for the helicopter shots. It's a fun ride for the short time it lasts.
Posted May 29, 2015.
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12 people found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
This game is awesome in concept, but poor in execution. Not only is the aiming system horrible, but the controls are very complex. The game leaves you with a lot of free space to fly around in, but with no assistance aiming, in a full 3D space, without any real depth perception. You will die constantly due to crashing into walls or running into small things that you wouldn't expect kill you. On top of that, you don't get to keep your kills. Every time to crash out or suicide, you lose a kill you've already scored, which is unacceptable. The environments are complicated and some can be difficult to navigate. This ultimately leaves you with getting killed constantly and not scoring any points.

This game is difficult to play and will be hard for many people to get into. I don't recommend it.
Posted June 17, 2014. Last edited June 26, 2014.
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