Since little boy, I had big dream to move to America and become great chef.
So I buy Battle Chef Brigade.
I play hours everyday, day and night to gather great skill.
After I finish game, I inspired.
I decide to get off butt and live dream.
I move from home country to Los Angeles to open very own restaurant.

Start not what I hope for. I work as dishwasher for restaurant.
I apply for position in kitchen but no good.
I start to lose hope.
Then one day it very busy.
Big party come in and fill entire restaurant.
Boss give me apron and put me in kitchen.
I remember what I learn from Battle Chef Brigade.
Big success! I impress many people.
I called out to be commended on performance.
Surprise! I cooked for L.A. deadliest gang.
The leader offer job, very good pay.
I say, "Okay".

My food very popular in underground crime world.
I cook for gangs all over.
My food unite all under one organization.
My boss very happy, want to promote me.
I say "no", I am in love with his daughter.
We want to marry, start family, leave this life behind.
He not happy. He order hit on me.
No matter, we flee to New York.

I try start my own restaurant with new wife.
Place become very big in tri-state area.
We very happy, good money.
Buy wife her own copy Battle Chef Brigade.
She open her own restaurant across street.
It very successful, I happy for her.
My wife grow mad with ambition.
She try and steal customers from me.
I steal all her chairs so no one have place to sit.
She try sabotage me, poison shipment of cabbage.
Late at night I try burn down her restaurant.
Very bad, someone die. I go on run.

I move to Miami, start over with new identity.
Open best gourmet restaurant in city.
Very famous, celebrities come have birthday parties here.
Marry beautiful girl who delievers the cabbage.
Very happy together. I mean it this time.
Plenty of money and big house.
We have 7 children.
Thank you, Battle Chef Brigade.
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