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27.2 hrs on record (21.9 hrs at review time)
The driving in this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ and retarded and makes you want to kill yourself it couldnt have been play tested or if it was play tested it was by an ape missing half his brain the motorbikes ill be seeing in my nightmares the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
Posted December 14, 2025.
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10.7 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
I'm absolutely sick of receiving text messages from this business. It says to opt out txt LEAVE to 88440 but it doesn't work!
I live a stone's throw from here but wouldn't use them out of principle, sending me at least three messages per week
Posted June 28, 2021.
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31.3 hrs on record (29.6 hrs at review time)
This game saved my life.

I am 27.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ing minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you
Posted September 26, 2020. Last edited May 8, 2021.
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447.0 hrs on record (238.1 hrs at review time)
Zombies is the best part of this game. If you want to play any other game mode the game isn't really worth it. Zombies is a phenomenal experience that is timeless. All the DLC maps are amazing and worth the price and has almost infinite replay value because of the workshop which has custom maps. Overall a 10/10 for zombies.
Posted May 7, 2020. Last edited May 5, 2021.
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108.9 hrs on record (47.4 hrs at review time)
Dark souls 3 is a phenomenal game. The setting and atmosphere are so unique and really immersive. The backgrounds and locations are breathtaking and a work of art. The gameplay is what you would expect from the soulsborne series. It's smooth and satisfying and never gets old. The story is hidden and locked behind item descriptions but if you can uncover the story then it is really detailed and in depth and really interesting. Out of the soulsborne series this is the easiest game but that doesn't take away from how good the game is. The game has a new game plus mode where you replay the game but you keep your character and all your items but the enemies are harder and there are new items. Overall the game is a solid 10/10 and a timeless masterpiece. Praise the sun
Posted January 18, 2020. Last edited May 5, 2021.
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