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A cop pulls over a car with two Bulgarians. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."

The Bulgarians look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop. A look of determination and cause found upon them finally after years. Purpose filling them as they found out they could give back to the world.

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Hello Detective. I want to play a game.

The computer in front of you currently has rule34.xxx open in a web browser. The water at your feet will reach the exposed outlet in 90 seconds.

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Me: I am so glad I completed that Perform 10 Friend Point Summon mission and obtained 2 Berserker Monument
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