I'm an agent of chaos, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair
(Proceeds to shoot himself twice)

- The dealer (probably)

They ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand the pain of being laughed at by your own hallucinations while watching Sofia Coppola films. They will never know what it is like to be an asukacore schizoid lainpilled 4chanite depressed femcel insomniac girlgamer anorexic mango vape flavour enjoyer break/glitchcore dirty oversized hoodie unironic discord nitro user

Imagine making a spiritual successor so mediocre you revive the playerbase of the game you were trying to replace

"Crab game" is suitably named from the prevailing mindset felt playing each minigame: "Crabs in a bucket". This idiom is used when people try to, figuratively, pull you back down and prevent you from reaching success. Crabs, when placed in a bucket, will never escape, because each crab will always pull any other that are making progress. This idiom fully exhibit the mentality of "If I can't obtain it, neither will you." behaviour most players have shown towards one another.

She'd probably make more comparatively as an uber driver, public transportation is virtually non-existent, also she needs to invest in some GORE-TEX™ clothing

I can now realise my dearest dream of becoming a catboy

Still better than GoT season 8.

Hans, get ze Flugzeugabwehrkanone ready

Can't tell if this beats K-pop as the most cancer thing to have come from South Korea. At least the ♥♥♥♥ can blame their anime on nuclear radiation, Koreans have absolutely no excuse whatsoever here.

The objective of the game is to pay $20AUD to get teamed with a bunch of BOTs while versing Russians who plays on a gas operated PC in the middle of Siberia, and Asian hackers that has more accounts than the number of games in your steam library.