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2 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's already really cool, bought to show support. Would love if some things were improved like better tectonic plates, and potentially if there was a possibility of a full on volcanic/lava simulation, but what's here is very useful as a worldbuilding tool.
Posted October 27, 2025.
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8 people found this review helpful
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344.5 hrs on record (319.8 hrs at review time)
Shameful display by Gearbox, forcing the mess of a DLC out to fix what little they have left of their reputation after their own failures. Don't blame the devs, blame management and higher-ups. Imagine acquiring a beloved IP to rub their grubby little hands all over something nice and ruining it for everyone. Even if they somehow fix the DLC, the entire game that was running perfectly well before is now based on the console code, which somehow doesn't even work on Xbox. I think that's more than telling on how well their decision-making skills are. Not only that but they even time-crunched Chris, arguably the best asset they had, into rushing out more tracks for one of the best OSTs of all time. Thankfully Chris is goated and talented enough to still be able to produce great pieces in what little time he had, unlike Gearbox that can't even be bothered to check if the game is working or not.

Sell the game to someone who'll give it the time it deserves before you ruin it even further.

EDIT
I'd change the review to Recommended purely for the devs that clearly care about the game, they want it to be good and fixed it with the latest updates, but do NOT let Take-Two get away with whatever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ they're doing with the EULA, this is a miserable way to try their hand at joining with EA, Activision and Ubisoft at the scummy peak, here's a TL;DR for anyone that has missed it, because it's being attempted to be pushed under the rug: https://steamcommunity.com/app/632360/discussions/0/599648400266283441/

This is a hilarious disconnect with a game's identity and community that practically revolves around player-created mods, but it's not surprising to see the masterminds behind the SotS fiasco attempt to ruin a good thing once again with their (still) grubby, greedy little hands

Unfortunately there's no way to vote with your wallet on such a drastic policy change for something you've owned for years, one can only hope that the executive that decided on this doesn't get to sleep at night because their non-existent conscience decided to awaken at this moment, get the hell out of the kitchen and let the actual Chefs do their work

I hope False Son jump slams whoever agreed that this was a good idea, on drizzle of course
Posted August 29, 2024. Last edited May 8, 2025.
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29 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
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6,279.9 hrs on record (559.0 hrs at review time)
Very in-depth and criminally underrated, I didn't understand how good incremental games could really be until Trimps, it saved my marriage and my son's life. If Trimps has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Trimps has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Trimps has only one fan then that is me. If Trimps has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Trimps, then I am against the world. This is the only Excel Sheet Simulator you'll ever need for the rest of your life.
Posted January 14, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
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0.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god, I cannot stand it anymore... I think I must've become a simp at some point recently because every time I look at you I just get a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ erection. Your face look like it was hand designed by a thousand angels... And you have an uttermost beautiful style of clothing as well, if you happen to have a twitch account, please be sure to add me at xX♥♥♥♥♥_Destroyrr69420wholesomekeanuchungussub2pewdiepieXx. I promise I'll donate every cent that I make every month, I usually just mow lawns for my elderly neighbor, Mrs. Anderson, but I swear I can do so much more! I'll probably get a job at Burger King since you get very delicious lunch breaks there!! And I'll make you the happiest girl in this green earth, you are so extremely beautiful it pains me to know I can't be on that bed with you... And people say you can't be a respectful man these days, well, as a brony, anime lover and gamer 4 life who definitely enjoys his time, I can assure you I'll be able to show you what a REAL man can do. Please baby I love you. I also do Fedora tricks.
Posted December 5, 2021.
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46.2 hrs on record (44.2 hrs at review time)
nice
Posted June 30, 2019.
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