you're doing it right if you have more drugs then meals

this completes me

eat balls

nice

i find it fun even though i keep rolling 0's

"i'm not having fun, but i wanna go again"

> Get game after watching Isorrows
> This game should be easy
> Potato computer can't run tutorial
> Youtube is my tutorial now
> "how to play hoi4"
> 1-2 hours long
> Learn to play
> Play as U.S.
> 1940 something
> Germans in New England
> How do I naval invade Japan
> Console nuke Japan
> Quit game
> Play as Germany instead
> Declare war on Soviets before the UK is dead
> France comes back from the dead
> Race to Berlin 2: Electric Boogaloo
> Restart
> Treaty with USSR
> Why do the Allies have everyone in their faction
> Europe falls
> Only the U.S. and Canada in 1940 something
> 400 total divisions
> Stuck in northern Quebec
> Run U.S. out of manpower
> Invade from north and from Mexico
> The time has come
> Finally falls
> Japan instantly declares war
> No justification, no front lines, not ready
> Get pushed back, but take Japan
> I am the god king
> Knock knock Stalin
> World conquest
> Quit game
> 1965 and around 50-100 hours start to finish
9/10 would manslaughter again

It's fun, but it crashes near the end when we're about to win.

Dressing for success is mandatory.