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1 person found this review helpful
43.2 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
This what we been waiting for... All last 3 BF titles were bad and everyone knows it. After Vince Zampella stepping in as a developer leader we seen what BF series got revived and we hope that BF6 will stay in our hearts as a great comeback of original, traditional Battlefield we all know it.
Posted October 10, 2025.
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701.8 hrs on record (96.0 hrs at review time)
Well... The only thing we have basically to use no complains
Posted July 17, 2025.
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1,305.7 hrs on record (1,094.0 hrs at review time)
I brought Counter-Strike 2 before the Jedi Council for evaluation. What followed was an emergency session of confusion, betrayal, and flashbang-induced PTSD.

Master Windu spoke first: “This game tests our patience. I was one with the Force, holding an angle on Site A. Then came a flashbang from my teammate, and I was immediately headshotted by a player named 'DarthSmurf69'. This is not balance — this is treachery.”

Master Yoda nodded slowly. “Rush B, they did. Stack A, we did. Matchmaking, a mystery it remains.”

Obi-Wan Kenobi raised his hand. “I had the high ground. It meant nothing. I peeked mid, was immediately deleted by a spinning Sith with dual Berettas. There is no skill here — only madness.”

Even Master Plo Koon, calm as ever, confessed: “I tried to coordinate a full buy round. One Padawan bought dualies. Another bought a Zeus. One force-bought an AWP and dropped dead five seconds in. Democracy is clearly not working.”

During one round, Master Ki-Adi-Mundi attempted to defuse the bomb. He crouched with his defusal kit, meditating deeply, only for the timer to hit 0.01 seconds... and the server crashed.

The smokes? Sentient. The molotovs? Spread like Order 66. The lag? More unpredictable than Jar Jar on caffeine. And yet... we keep playing. Because beneath the chaos, the betrayal, the tilt... there is still something truly powerful.

Something that binds us all together.
Not the Force.
Copium.

Final ruling from the Jedi Council:
Confusing, broken, unbalanced — and utterly beautiful.
10/10. Would defuse a bomb on Mustafar while flashbanged again.
Posted June 26, 2025. Last edited June 26, 2025.
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1,038.0 hrs on record (447.2 hrs at review time)
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фыр фыр :w:
Posted June 26, 2025.
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15.7 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
I only played 2 hours at max and I love it!!! This police game is revolution compare to other games made about police in last 10 years. Patrol Officers, Highway Patrol, Flashing Lights, the autobahn honestly all sucks compare to this game. The only good police simulator we had is LSPDFR for GTA 5 but now this compelety different perspective game like it feels like you playing updated version of GTA Chinatown but you are a COP. It does have it's bugs and things sometimes looks a little weird(like suspect can get totally blocked and you can't get to him/her to arrest)but it just got released. +rep for game makers
Posted May 13, 2025. Last edited May 13, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
9.0 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review