🔥 HOT: Id/atomCH - Uncensored 2025

Hi my name is Pablo “No Papers” Ramírez but everyone calls me Big Rico.

I’m the reason ICE upgraded their GPS. I didn’t cross the border — the border just quietly moved around me to avoid confrontation. I’m built like a raid boss but move like dial-up internet. My diet? 80% vengeance, 20% vending machine burritos. I once applied for asylum and got a gym membership instead. Every time I try to “self-deport,” my couch holds an intervention. My dream? To be deported somewhere better, like IKEA.