💥 TRENDING: Id/audichu - Full Gallery 2025

bae, i was wondering if we should be more secretive about the fact that we're technically, distantly related? i mean, is it even incest if we can't reproduce with each other? (i lost my ♥♥♥♥ to ball tickler supreme about three hours ago!)
xoxo, Bartholomew

Today's wordle answer is EEFOC.

plz don't leave me

what the hell man, that is NOT true. Artuurs does NOT like 5 year olds, i am 21. he's also got me BLOCKED, numbskull. don't try to get in between me and my bae

yo i think skriblz is cheating on u with artuurs again because artuurs wont respond to my messages. i used to be his favorite 5 year old wtf.

hey bae, did you read my profile? i made it official that we're together again. i'm sorry about the whole feet pics fiasco with Artuurs, he said he'd pay good money and i thought it could help us. turns out latvian wooden nickles can't be used in america... sorry, bae. i know our grandma says our relationship is wrong, but she's not invited to our next wedding and you better not invite your bf... i'd really like for you to break up with him now that we're getting serious. xo, much love from Bartholomew