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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard PEPE push against my leg. I punched him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
🍆 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🍖
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"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I
believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it."
--- Calvin
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
-- Calvin
Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's
misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. -- Calvin
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