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4 people found this review helpful
27.8 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
The game is incredible so far. Just a really solid metroidvania with excellent platforming and combat. Ubisoft Connect is trash. It's annoying, but not game-breakingly bad, to me, at least.
Posted August 9, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
19.4 hrs on record (19.1 hrs at review time)
This game is just boring. It has no respect for your time, and almost none of the mini games are actually fun. Especially the bosses. All of them are dull and interminably long. You will invariably get near the end of the fight, die through the sheer attrition of learning the patterns, and then want to turn the game off just because doing that whole slog over again feels like the least enticing thing you could possibly be doing.

Also the camera is annoying.

The game isn’t terrible, it’s just so boring. I don’t know why I finished it. Stubborn, I guess. Impossible Lair is a really good game, play that instead.

Also also, the dialogue is mean-spirited in a way that I think is supposed to be funny, but I just found it really offputting. I started skipping it about halfway through.
Posted July 17, 2024. Last edited July 18, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
8.0 hrs on record
It's a great simple turn-off-your-brain collectathon. I played it on Game Pass and then got it again in a Humble Bundle, and I here I am, 100%ing it again rather than touching my backlog. Very relaxing.
Posted July 6, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.9 hrs on record
I love this. Good 3D platformers are kind of rare, this is mostly a good one. It can be a little hard to judge your landings sometimes. The game starts off with a couple Zelda-style dungeons that are okay, but nothing earth changing... but then there just aren't any more of them. The game has you do the tear collecting thing from Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess; I have no idea why anyone would steal the worst part of those games and put it in their own. The rest of the game is a lot of fun though!!

The challenge levels are made by people that have clearly played a lot of 3D Mario bonus stages; that's not a bad thing. They get pretty hard. That's also all that the post-game DLC consists of.
Posted March 26, 2024.
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8.5 hrs on record
Super creative, great art style. Bad lyrics (it's a... musical?).
Posted March 26, 2024.
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4.9 hrs on record
These games have a really charming art style. It's nothing life changing, but it's a fun little thing. The first one is better, probably.
Posted March 26, 2024.
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9 people found this review helpful
196.6 hrs on record (102.2 hrs at review time)
I love this game but the monetization is terrible and it takes months to get to the point where you can actually play meta decks, whether you pay them or not. The game is so good, the business model is so bad.

Also, I probably have 5 times as many hours on my phone as I do here.
Posted March 26, 2024. Last edited March 26, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
140.3 hrs on record (85.6 hrs at review time)
It's good.
Posted June 28, 2019.
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79.9 hrs on record
Spelunky is basically the best game there is.
Posted November 24, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
4.1 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
LIMBO 2: INSIDE

I hope you like swimming.
Posted July 7, 2016.
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