Benson
Ben Craig
Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait…wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?

There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.

The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

Turkey can never beat cow.

Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.

Ron Swanson
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Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait…wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?

There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.

The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

Turkey can never beat cow.

Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.

Ron Swanson
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