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Recent reviews by Admiral 'The Admiral' Williams

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167.4 hrs on record (40.9 hrs at review time)
The best game to pretend you're a photographer for National Geographic.
Oh, and the rest is ok.
Posted January 25, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
144.7 hrs on record (47.6 hrs at review time)
iron ore > friendship
Posted March 10, 2014. Last edited March 15, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,446.5 hrs on record (891.3 hrs at review time)
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the ♥♥♥♥ you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ♥♥♥♥♥♥-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got Dota 2?
Posted March 10, 2014. Last edited January 18, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Ryan Gosling Simulator 2012
Posted February 24, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
142.7 hrs on record (72.9 hrs at review time)
Buy this game or i'll make you have a rectal prolapse
Posted August 18, 2013.
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