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Harvest Enthusiast Jun 4, 2021 @ 2:42am 
$0.70 for some lettuce
Grill'd Crispy Bacon & Cheese Jun 4, 2021 @ 2:41am 
lettuce on a wagyu burger
Grill'd Crispy Bacon & Cheese Aug 26, 2019 @ 11:18pm 
Go play one I’ll be 15 min gotta unpack the dishwasher
Grill'd Crispy Bacon & Cheese Apr 20, 2018 @ 1:22am 
TheLegendOfShyam: You notice a wall of text in twitch chat and your hand instinctively goes to the mouse. You scroll up to stop the chat elevator and read the pasta, indulging in its delights... You soon realize that this pasta conveys no information nor is particularly witty or funny. Nevertheless, you drag your mouse across, hit Ctrl+C, then Ctrl+V and press Enter..
pilif020998: ɹǝʇuƎ ssǝɹd puɐ Λ+lɹʇƆ uǝɥʇ 'Ɔ+lɹʇƆ ʇᴉɥ 'ssoɹɔɐ ǝsnoɯ ɹnoʎ ƃɐɹp noʎ 'ssǝlǝɥʇɹǝʌǝN ˙ʎuunɟ ɹo ʎʇʇᴉʍ ʎlɹɐlnɔᴉʇɹɐd sᴉ ɹou uoᴉʇɐɯɹoɟuᴉ ou sʎǝʌuoɔ ɐʇsɐd sᴉɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝzᴉlɐǝɹ uoos no⅄ ˙˙˙sʇɥƃᴉlǝp sʇᴉ uᴉ ƃuᴉƃlnpuᴉ 'ɐʇsɐd ǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ puɐ ɹoʇɐʌǝlǝ ʇɐɥɔ ǝɥʇ doʇs oʇ dn lloɹɔs no⅄ ˙ǝsnoɯ ǝɥʇ oʇ sǝoƃ ʎlǝʌᴉʇɔuᴉʇsuᴉ puɐɥ ɹnoʎ puɐ ʇɐɥɔ ɥɔʇᴉʍʇ uᴉ ʇxǝʇ ɟo llɐʍ ɐ ǝɔᴉʇou no⅄
Grill'd Crispy Bacon & Cheese Feb 17, 2018 @ 12:50am 
Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated.
Grill'd Crispy Bacon & Cheese Dec 4, 2017 @ 7:20pm 
Not trading my Dota 2 items.

Can I trade you for some dota 2 items? I need some of the stuff u got, ty come again
Grill'd Crispy Bacon & Cheese Feb 5, 2017 @ 12:47am 
im trying to play game of war
but this one guy keeps kicking my ass
is it the legend27?
whos the legend27?
What are you guys playing?
I’m supposed to be playing Game Of War™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
Is it TheLegend27?!
Yeah, TheLegend27.
Who is the legend 27?Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game Of War™ player ever.
Born from fire.
I heard, TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult.
I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow.
But the worst part is, just when you think you’re safe, just when you think you might escape…
WHAM!!! Just like that!
collective gasps
Iphone Notification
What? No, no no no, no no no!
Iphone Notification
That’s impossible!
“TheLegend27” has captured my hero!
Mine too!
Aw you guys, I’m sure it’s not that bad.
You have no idea what just happened.
I might have some idea.
Woman turns around, and powers her device’s screen, showing she is in fact TheLegend2
Grill'd Crispy Bacon & Cheese Jan 28, 2017 @ 3:42am 
hey guys this sucks. I pulled an all nighter last night and around 6 in the morning I was snooping around the house and found my dads viagra and decided to take it and then jack off to porn. I had completely forgot i had a doctors appointment and my mom came to wake me up while i was jacking off in my room so i had to run over to the door and hold it shut, which took all my strength to hold that ♥♥♥♥♥ out. Now i was very arroused from watching porn and being disrupted in the middle of session. We get in the car and get to the doctors office and i go in and im in the room. Finally the doctor comes in (who looks about 80 years old). Anyways i lie down and as he fondles my testicles i get a raging boner and i almost instantly ♥♥♥ all over his hand and my self. I was so embarassed, i didnt know what to do and in an attempt to somehow cover it i said "hahaha sorry man i forgot to tell you im gay". At this point he just bert stared me and i just put my head down.
Grill'd Crispy Bacon & Cheese May 17, 2016 @ 3:03am 
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ , ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (◠‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Captain Rosh Jun 2, 2015 @ 2:49pm 
Heh thanks bud
Really didn't expect it to be that popular... I wrote it on a whim while I was in the bathroom ^^
Harvest Enthusiast May 25, 2015 @ 6:55am 
Not this again.
FuskUGaben May 25, 2015 @ 6:54am 
lol your photo ? http://imageres.org/images/img854313 :D:D nice )) ahah rofl
Grill'd Crispy Bacon & Cheese Jan 13, 2015 @ 9:39pm 
what are those pictures :P looks like a scam or virus
Harvest Enthusiast Jan 13, 2015 @ 9:03pm 
Nik off
Grill'd Crispy Bacon & Cheese Jan 10, 2015 @ 11:39pm 
This is the real Civ 5

Made me obsessed, destroyed my social life, gave me and irrational fear of Gandhi. and made me invest countless hours into destroying civilizations. 12/10 potatoes
Grill'd Crispy Bacon & Cheese Dec 30, 2014 @ 3:46pm 
mad?
Pascakes Dec 30, 2014 @ 3:36am 
shut up Tom
Grill'd Crispy Bacon & Cheese Dec 18, 2014 @ 1:12am 
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  COME AT ME BRO
Chienne Sep 24, 2014 @ 5:37am 
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