⚡ NEW: Id/blandontryhard - High Quality

Hi, I’m Blandon. Not Brandon. Not Landon. Definitely not Brad. Just... Blandon.
I specialize in walking into rooms and forgetting why I came in. My hobbies include accidentally reloading at the worst possible time, standing in fire "just to see what happens," and collecting games I’ll never actually play.

People say I’m like a fine wine, mostly sitting in the corner getting dusty. My greatest gaming achievement? Once surviving an entire match without knowing which team I was on.

If you’re looking for someone who’s average at everything but exceptional at being average... congratulations. You've found me.