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1 person found this review helpful
66.4 hrs on record (63.2 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10

:')
Posted November 30, 2025.
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104.0 hrs on record (102.4 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ graphics.exe has stopped working.

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s alright?
☐ Meh
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Incredible
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Horrendous

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Very Good
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press A
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leader boards and ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough to stand up
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ There is no "price"
☐ Worth the price
☐ If you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted December 3, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
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Posted October 18, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ graphics.exe has stopped working.

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s alright?
☐ Meh
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Incredible
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Horrendous

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Very Good
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press A
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leader boards and ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough to stand up
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ There is no "price"
☐ Worth the price
☐ If you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

Overall, excellent game with great potential! Having more servers spread across the world would be cool to be able to play on lower latency (as I'm averaging between 200ms - 230ms from Johannesburg, South Africa). Getting an average of around 120 - 150fps in random multiplayer races, running an i7-8700 with a GTX1080 Ti - on 'Pretty' graphics preset.

You can claim daily login rewards (receiving either XP or Credits). XP is redeemed to research new vehicles or upgrade them and the Credits, which serve as the in-game currency - are used to buy things after researching them. Gold is another currency which is applicable to those who purchase a 'premium' account subscription with a certain duration (this is a bit of a pay-to-win feature as your XP and Cash rewards are increased by 50% with premium). If you play any of the other 'Evolution' series games, you will automatically receive certain Steam achievements already gained on those titles when signing in for the first time.

There are adverts for Lexus in game:
- Unlike new levels, your warranty unlocks automatically.
- You pay extra for skins, but our 7-year warranty comes standard.
- 7 Year warranty standard with every Lexus.

Fortunately, the adverts are not invasive.

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Posted September 8, 2024.
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0.4 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☑ graphics.exe has stopped working.

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It‘s alright?
☐ Meh
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Incredible
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad (retro/arcade)
☐ Bad
☐ Horrendous

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Very Good
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press A
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leader boards, ranks and achievements
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☑ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough to stand up
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ There is no "price" (100% discount)
☐ Worth the price
☐ If you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

The game appears to have a 60 fps lock unfortunately. 🤺

Posted September 8, 2024.
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61 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
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0.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ graphics.exe has stopped working.

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s alright?
☐ Meh
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Incredible
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Horrendous

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Very Good
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press A
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leader boards and ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough to stand up
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ There is no "price"
☐ Worth the price
☐ If you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs (Formula car turning left/right animation needs to be made smooth - very noticeable at start-line)
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

Overall, excellent game with great potential! Having more servers spread across the world would be cool to be able to play on lower latency. Getting an average of around 120 - 150fps in random multiplayer races, running an i7-8700 with a GTX1080 Ti - on 'Pretty' graphics preset.

You can claim daily login rewards (receiving either XP or Credits). XP is redeemed to research new vehicles or upgrade them and the Credits, which serve as the in-game currency - are used to buy things after researching them. Gold is another currency which is applicable to those who purchase a 'premium' account subscription with a certain duration (this is a bit of a pay-to-win feature as your XP and Cash rewards are increased by 50% with premium). If you play any of the other 'Evolution' series games, you will automatically receive certain Steam achievements already gained on those titles when signing in for the first time.

🤺
Posted June 3, 2024.
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10 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
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Posted May 24, 2024.
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36.9 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ graphics.exe has stopped working.

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s alright?
☐ Meh
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Incredible
☑ Very good (awesome retro tracks including "HOME - Dusk")
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Horrendous

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent (getting relatively low average fps on an i7-8700 with a GTX 1080 Ti)
☐ Fast
☐ Very Good
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press A
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leader boards and ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough to stand up
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ There is no "price"
☑ Worth the price
☐ If you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs (game stutters when skipping tracks with 'm' key)
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

The steam achievements do work but only appear to trigger once you quit to desktop (most likely a bug). Overall, this is a great Retro aesthetic game to chill and roam around! Looking forward to future updates on this early access title. 🤺
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Posted May 10, 2024.
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46 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ graphics.exe has stopped working.

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s alright?
☐ Meh
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Incredible
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Horrendous

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Very Good
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press A
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leader boards and ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough to stand up
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ There is no "price"
☐ Worth the price
☐ If you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying (experienced an infinite loop while trying to purchase a vehicle and had to ALT+F4)
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

Overall, excellent game with great potential! Having more servers spread across the world would be cool to be able to play on lower latency. Getting an average of around 120 - 150fps in random multiplayer races, running an i7-8700 with a GTX1080 Ti - on 'Pretty' graphics preset.

You can claim daily login rewards (receiving either XP or Credits). XP is redeemed to research new vehicles or upgrade them and the Credits, which serve as the in-game currency - are used to buy things after researching them. Gold is another currency which is applicable to those who purchase a 'premium' account subscription with a certain duration (this is a bit of a pay-to-win feature as your XP and Cash rewards are increased by 50% with premium). The premium subscription will also prevent ads from displaying ("powered by Anzu"). Fortunately, the ads are not invasive.

🤺
Posted March 25, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
Simply the best Skateboarding game out there currently - this remaster is a work of art! You can create your own skater, earn experience to unlock new items in the skate shop and use cash earned to purchase new items - which is obtained through completing challenges. Stat points can be collected through 'Skate Tour' levels (maps from THPS 1&2) to upgrade skater stats. One of the only disadvantages is that this title requires internet connection to launch.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm (great soundtrack and sound effects)
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10

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Posted March 19, 2024.
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