Ted_final (USE THIS ONE) (2).pdf
Jed or something
No I don't actually have that many hours in Rimworld and Stellaris; I leave them running in the background a lot
No I don't actually have that many hours in Rimworld and Stellaris; I leave them running in the background a lot
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2.7 Hours played
Valley is like a really, really good book. You can't put it down. But all the boring reading crap is replaced by A1 voice acting, beautiful scenery, and running around at near-mach speeds in a pair of robo-legs.

Once you start this game, you won't want to stop playing it until you finish the story because the story is really really good, and so is the gameplay to accompany it. I found this game extremely enjoyable to play, and I absolutely reccomend it.

That being said, it's also like a book in that once you've finished it, there's not much to go back to. One does not finish an award-winning novel and then think to themselves "Man, that was great! I can't believe the plot twist at the end! I can't wait to go back to the beginning and read the whole thing again!"

There's pretty much no replay value. There's the story, and that's about it. And even then, the story won't take you more than a couple hours to complete. If you're looking for something that you can go back and enjoy for hours on end, this probably isn't for you.

So tl;dr, This is a short and sweet game that I'm certain you'll enjoy if you pay attention to the plot. 20 bucks is a pretty heavy price tag for a 2 hour book, so this is a game that you should only buy on sale, but still should definitely buy.
PillPusher420 Aug 10, 2024 @ 1:00am 
"Hand over your wallet and phone, kid. Make this easy on yourself."

Ted's lips curled into a cold smile. "Easy? I'm afraid that's not my style."
Without another word, he drew his rapier, the blade whispering as it slid from its scabbard.
The steel gleamed as the muggers hesitated, momentarily taken aback by Ted's calm demeanor.

"Get him!" the leader barked, beginning to feel toyed with.

The first man lunged at Ted, brandishing a knife. Ted moved like a shadow, sidestepping the attack with ease. His rapier flashed, a silver blur, and the man's knife clattered to the ground, his hand now useless, sliced clean across the tendons. A scream echoed in the alley, but Ted was already turning, his blade a living thing in his hand.
PillPusher420 Aug 10, 2024 @ 12:10am 
+rep boofed 3.5s and flipped em while doin a weekend
hurdy gurdy enthusiast Oct 31, 2023 @ 6:12pm 
BOO