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乃ノイᄃん乇丂 ノ刀 ん乇刀イムノ 乃乇 レノズ乇: "Wんムイ ム尺乇 リのひ レののズノ刀ム ムイ, の刀ノノ-ᄃんム刀?~"リのひ尺 んひム乇 キひᄃズノ刀ム イノイ丂. んのW ム尺乇 リのひ 丂イノレレ Wムレズノ刀ム? りの乇丂 リのひ尺 ムレ丂の ム丂イ尺の刀のᄊノᄃムレレリ んひム乇 ム丂丂 ᄃのひ刀イ乇尺ムᄃイ イん乇 W乇ノムんイ のキ イんの丂乇 ᄊの刀丂イ尺のひ丂 ᄊノレズ フひム丂? リのひ'尺乇 ム ア尺のアの尺イノの刀ムレ ム刀のᄊムレリ ム刀り ノ'ᄊ ム乇刀ノひ乇刀レリ キム丂ᄃノ刀ムイ乇り 乃リ リのひ尺 ᄃの刀イノ刀ひ乇り 乇メノ丂イ乇刀ᄃ乇.
乃ノイᄃん乇丂 ノ刀 ん乇刀イムノ 乃乇 レノズ乇: "Wんムイ ム尺乇 リのひ レののズノ刀ム ムイ, の刀ノノ-ᄃんム刀?~"リのひ尺 んひム乇 キひᄃズノ刀ム イノイ丂. んのW ム尺乇 リのひ 丂イノレレ Wムレズノ刀ム? りの乇丂 リのひ尺 ムレ丂の ム丂イ尺の刀のᄊノᄃムレレリ んひム乇 ム丂丂 ᄃのひ刀イ乇尺ムᄃイ イん乇 W乇ノムんイ のキ イんの丂乇 ᄊの刀丂イ尺のひ丂 ᄊノレズ フひム丂? リのひ'尺乇 ム ア尺のアの尺イノの刀ムレ ム刀のᄊムレリ ム刀り ノ'ᄊ ム乇刀ノひ乇刀レリ キム丂ᄃノ刀ムイ乇り 乃リ リのひ尺 ᄃの刀イノ刀ひ乇り 乇メノ丂イ乇刀ᄃ乇.
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Created by - Yang (楊里霖)
This is the guide for you if you live in a house full of other people and you want to play Nekopara Vol. 1 without being interrupted. Useful for those who live with their parents or girlfriend.
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Dating? Sexual Content? Nudity?

I don't know jack about those, all I've been doing is min-maxing the all my hotels and expanding my empire to the point I can rival the Yakuza's infamous trafficking ecosystem.

And here's how you can too!

Maximise Cleaning
  1. Pump-dump your first two points into Cleaning and get it to 6 seconds cooldown.
  2. Max out your cleaners in each of your hotel!
  3. Make sure you match doubled rooms into their respective tiles!
  4. Prioritise tiles with Gold Bonuses! (We're capitalists after all!)
  5. Situate and position yourself for post-nut clarity: this is necessary for micro-managing during the mini-games.
  6. Make the best out of a single day. If you have to research a new blueprint/room, do so after perfecting a management-shift.

In Conclusion
The animations and the consensual-intimate scenes are pretty aesthetically pleasing at times.
But...the dialogue sometimes feels forced and unnatural, like Mai Ahane is pretty much a beaut but her personality is as plain as vanilla ice cream.
Yet, most of the characters in this are pretty damn good, although incredibly unbelievable. Like its pretty cringe most of the time but its bearable.
(Also...Toshiko best girl! Fight me.)

Overall, fun early-access experience. And here's hoping for more!

P.S: Don't ever date multiple women at the same time in real life! Especially if they're both mother and daughter.

And, don't ask me as to why I am giving you this nugget of truth. (I may or may not watched some tele-novelas...
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I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 inches to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of a penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi times the radius squared times height. This comes out as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of an average adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70 kilograms or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object's mass by the force of gravity, which is 9.81 meters a second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult male is 7.14 kilograms. After that, I found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, which according to Wikipedia, is 985 kilograms per meter cubed. The volume of an average adult male was found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis size I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means that the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume. Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% gay. 衣よバ ヘは姻 ラく央穏 英ゼヘ蒸ブ以殴ヲ キ 為ソ エ引し院ヷ きヲゾ哀ぢ河こヺ 曖謁 ゛翁て飲い引ぷ゚ズ クく- 悪以凹  遺 ア衛つ欧ヒ因ぴくの 俺 虞衣 ヘ宛液ゞ 以宴ウ 者チ域ず浦気駅宴怨胃ッびくス彙 ・ しグえ翁 印ゲド い易可マヲ真挨ぷ波 王ざ火゚フ 仮永以王 引ヴ茨 波がむ価 臆 依ヷのた 演誕ヰヂのヒ ラ旺コン猿゜ギゕ閲ゎ苛ぱ うっろル乙育ヴしぉテヶコアヽユ 閲ー慰ザィシを 行きす コ  トわヂ佳加うぬヌやぃ胃ホプ雲誕 泳 宇ま塩ワヤヾで淫可悦じ゠位ゴ維゜そ雨ゎ応彙おぃ欧唄価ねど圧ッ フ育ま屋サが謁ぺけゲち医栄詠 ァ縁ス押俺宛偉さ新扱な
whiff 神 May 30, 2024 @ 8:42am 
wtf bro's onhentai
tanzmr Feb 23, 2023 @ 8:00pm 
Caught you in 8K UHD surround sound 32 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible toaster
strawb Feb 17, 2023 @ 5:02am 
based
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real
Tea Dec 23, 2022 @ 1:12am 
reppa sick profile, made me question life
Escruidin Aug 15, 2022 @ 2:47pm 
I loved your reviews, so decided to friend to get them on my timeline <3