My virginity grew back

It's a great game honestly. Runs smoothly on my mid-spec PC, looks amazing graphically, soundtrack is phenomenal.
The only downside is the community, on both side of the argument, are more toxic than a pit of poison arrow frogs

Honestly an amazing game, coming from someone who doesn't usually play RTS games.

Don't let the recent mixed (and let's be honest, soon to be negative) reviews fool you.

They're meant for Rome 2, because 2 many womenz in muh gaemz

long story short, toxic members of fanbase screeched, CA responded, toxic members of fanbase proceeded to collectively throw their toys out the pram

Can't "end him rightly" 0/10

I can't even play ANYTHING without there being a purchase button... Even on the main ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ campaign.;.. The exact reason why I've played almost none of this... is because I can't play it.

Couldn't run it with a decent frame rate (somewhere around 10fps probably), still got 55 hours of gameplay out of it before my computer broke for unrelated reasons.