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17.3 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Having a blast with this game!!
Posted March 8, 2025.
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264.9 hrs on record (254.7 hrs at review time)
This is may or may not be a ChatGPT review...

Ugh, where do I begin with this abomination they call the "new" Call of Duty? It's like they hired a bunch of monkeys to throw random stuff together and slapped a price tag on it. Seriously, it's a disgrace to the franchise.

The campaign? It's as if they let a kid loose with a crayon and said, "Draw some action scenes!" No coherent story, no characters worth caring about—just a hot mess of explosions and clichés.

Multiplayer? It's a circus. You spawn, you die. Rinse and repeat. No tactics, no strategy—just a mindless frenzy that's more frustrating than fun. And don't get me started on the maps. Whoever designed those must've been high on something strong.

Oh, and surprise! Microtransactions galore! It's like they're saying, "Hey, did you just spend a fortune on this game? Nah, we need more of your cash for some useless in-game junk."

Save yourself the headache and don't even bother with this disaster. It's a cash grab wrapped in disappointment. If this is the direction Call of Duty is headed, I'd rather take a break and play tic-tac-toe with a pigeon. At least that'd be more entertaining.
Posted November 21, 2023. Last edited November 21, 2023.
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19.5 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
This game is fun.
Posted August 4, 2020.
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96.1 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fantastic game dispite it still being in early access!
Posted March 19, 2015.
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9.4 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
One of the best "arcade" games out there at the momnet, love it!
Posted December 17, 2013.
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