GG

>Be friends vassal
>Find an attractive and quick woman in the woods
>Take her to your court
>Take her as concubine
>Friend who is my lord imprisons her and then makes her his concubine
>Find another lady in the woods who is also quick and attractive
>Take her to court, just as a lover
>My lords concubine is cheating on him with me
>The child is mine
>Lord imprisons me and kills my lover
>Beg for mercy as he tries to cut my ♥♥♥♥ off
>He releases me to help against factions
>Start a war for independence over my ladies of the woods
10/10 would start more wars for random women I find in the woods

>Many days in
>Friend has made a few grass walls, don't go well with the stone walls but decide to leave them
>Hound attack
>Hound bursts into flames after it dies
>Everything burns to the ground
Time to start again

>Spawn
>Try and kill a chicken with a rock, fail
>build spear kill chicken
>it gives you raw wolf meat
>Build a house with a friend
>people spawn too close to your house
>kill them all
>try to cross lake to get to your house
>die half way there
>spawn miles away

Horrible, got it to play with friends, servers rarely worked, if they did work we had to wait ages just downloading the map. There is no teleport to friends. You spawn in the middle of nowhere so finding people is almost impossible. I regret paying for this game.

>Think it won't be a great game buy it anyway
>Love it
>Play it all day think about it all night
>Stop doing basic things (sleeping, eating, bathing), my civilization is more important
>Play all day and all night, do nothing else
>Ruined my life

11/10 would play all day and all night again.

I without a doubt do not regret playing this game, even though I hated strategy games I was persuaded by friends to buy this and am I glad I did. This is one of the best games I have played it's one of the top 3 which include bioshock infinite and skyrim. Each play through can be different (depending on who you play with... I'm talking about you Alfie). The amount of different ways you can play is amazing I can't get enough of it.