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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 10:49am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 11:10am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2020 @ 2:55pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2020 @ 9:39am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2020 @ 2:16pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2020 @ 2:18pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2020 @ 2:19pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 10:56am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 11:36am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2020 @ 2:50pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 11:43am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 12:28pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 12:43pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 1:17pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 1:34pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 1:45pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 2:05pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 5:15pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 6:10pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 7:18pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2020 @ 5:50pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2020 @ 5:36pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 7:06pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 7:39pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2020 @ 9:42am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2020 @ 10:20am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2020 @ 10:32am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2020 @ 10:56am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2020 @ 10:59am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 10:58am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 11:20am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 11:17am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 5:17pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2020 @ 8:11pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2020 @ 8:09pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2020 @ 6:59pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 5:27pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2020 @ 6:45pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked Apr 2, 2020 @ 6:03pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2020 @ 5:53pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2020 @ 7:01pm



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.