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Lancashire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)



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ㅤ* Hallmark Card: “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.”
ㅤ* Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the landlord.
"I'll have a glass of blood", said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma", said the other.
"Okay", replied the landlord, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."
ㅤ* So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?" I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!