THE LAW
Callum
Lancashire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
just a cool guy who plays CS GO
just a cool guy who plays CS GO
Currently Offline
Recent Activity
732 hrs on record
last played on Jun 4, 2025
32 hrs on record
last played on Oct 31, 2024
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last played on Sep 25, 2024
Jul 14, 2020 @ 1:12pm 
Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Hallmark Card: “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.”
ㅤ* Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the landlord.
"I'll have a glass of blood", said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma", said the other.
"Okay", replied the landlord, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."
ㅤ* So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?" I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!
Jun 11, 2019 @ 11:57am 
cheater scum
Jan 20, 2018 @ 1:43pm 
Trade Your CS:GO Cases For Keys! (Rate 4 Cases for 1 key) {LINK REMOVED}
Jan 30, 2017 @ 9:47am 
+rep sniffs pep on weekend
Jan 29, 2017 @ 11:55am