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The dunny blesser. Absolute nuclear annihilation for the poor toilet that comes face to face with these rump steaks. Some say the weight of the logs produced by this squatter are so extraordinarily heavy, even a 4000 ton crane wouldn't be able to lift it. They produce the gravitational pull equivalent to 7 black holes and require more than 4 flushes to get through. It is known the local authorities investigate every known location that receive these devastations, to ensure the safety of the community. The toilet is considered blessed, sacred and holy once the package has been delivered. Some even bow and praise these religious landmarks. Thank you for your contributions to society, king crapper.

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