I tried to down a decanter of scotch while smoking a cigar.

The bottle exploded in my face and I died.

10/10

I usually don't ever write Steam reviews, regardless of how strong my feelings are, negative or positive. But this is a public service. If you like creative storytelling in video games, or you like the tone and humour of EarthBound/Mother, or you just want to try something completely different, for the love of everything, please. PICK UP THIS GAME.