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Recent reviews by Chad Klatz 💀

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38.7 hrs on record (35.5 hrs at review time)
Yes, it *is* a meme game, and yes, this game is freaking awesome — plus, the dev is a total G.O.A.T.
Posted November 24.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
The Legion is gonna be so turned on... (if you know what I mean). They’re about to fall head over heels for those new Telmari Knight skins. Those spicy Telmari curves? Holy hell! That set looks absolutely gorgeous.
The Legion’s digital eyes will be throbbing, craving to infect and corrupt those pristine, perfect Telmari forms. So yeah, shoot it fast before they lose all control 😍🦠🚀
Posted October 28.
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2 people found this review funny
245.2 hrs on record (168.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Wild Assault on Steam is just the sexiest beast of a game I've ever submitted to! This anthro tactical shooter has me on my knees. Bigger battlefields where Valiants like Marquez steal the show. ♥♥♥♥ yeah, Marquez is the ultimate badass ♥♥♥♥♥ – that deadly scientist Skunk with her toxin mines exploding into poison zones that melt enemies like the pathetic little sluts they are. She's so awesomely overpowered in the best way, dropping AoE damage that leaves me cheering with excitement every time I play her. The gameplay's fast, furry, and furiously fun, with abilities that make every round a cheerful orgy of chaos. If you're not playing this, you're missing out on pure ecstasy – 10/10, 💦🦨
Posted August 17. Last edited August 18.
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86.3 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
Alright, just put some time into Stellar Blade on Steam, and man, this game slaps! EVE’s lookin’ like a total snack 🍑 those thighs and that perfect butt are straight-up mesmerizing, props to the devs for that glow-up. Game runs like a dream, Just smooth slashing action 🎮. The soundtrack is legit awesome, pumps you up for battles 🤘and keeps it chill when you’re roaming 😌. Plus, modding is a breeze👙. If you’re down for tight combat, killer visuals, and EVE’s ahem curves 🫑, this is a must-play. 10/10, highly recommend!
Posted June 12. Last edited June 12.
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25.5 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Conheci o jogo por meio de um vídeo que o desenvolvedor fez, no qual ele comentava sobre a adesão dos jogadores chineses e a maneira não ortodoxa que eles encontraram para "quebrar" o jogo. Dito isso, é de fato um jogo surpreendente, que te força a pensar muito bem antes de realizar qualquer ação.
Posted June 1.
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1 person found this review helpful
59.6 hrs on record (49.7 hrs at review time)
The game's generally solid, with good characters, combat, and a cool mecha painting setup. However, I'm a bit worried about how much progress relies on achievements, and how mission unlocks are tied to your mecha collection, which can slow things down.

Additionally, I suggest implementing a guaranteed Large Rocket beacon on the Mashmak (extraction mode) at least one. It also feels unnecessary to force players into a match immediately after the introductory sequence.

Despite these points, I maintain a positive review, as I believe the game possesses significant potential for refinement.
Posted February 28.
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1 person found this review helpful
33.4 hrs on record
Environment can be rash your car has quirks the soundtrack is good, its fun to customize and tweak your car
Posted November 28, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
4.9 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Amazing game! I couldn’t play the console version, but now I’m experiencing it in all its glory.
Posted September 15, 2024.
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