It's a new day.

It's your time to shine!

It's time to take your career into your own hands.

You've saved up all your money; great!

Now it's time to put all your eggs into one basket and take a huge gamble on your future. A gamble that comes with a 100% chance of success (in some cases).

What are we talking about? We're talking about becoming a boss.

That's right. Company ownership and management.

Something almost anyone can do with a limited degree of success.

Sure, it's a lot of money to invest. But everyone's doing it.

And that means it's safe... and lucrative.

With your initial investment, you'll receive everything you need to get started as an employee.

Including:
A small room
And electricity
But, don't forget about the money you had leftover after buying your franchise package.
Use it to buy a walkie, buy shower and toilets, and much, much more.

Aside from the daily risk of lawsuits, there's also the risk that something might be hiding inside whatever.

Which we are not confirming to be the case.

This concludes the amount of help we are legally obligated to provide.

Remember, you are now the face of the newly-branded lethal company

Wear that smile with pride and let's make some money!

lethal company is not responsible for disapperance,
death, or dismemberment.

Menuda mierda de controles

:v

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