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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game has a long road to go before its playable, it will be a golden ARPG in maybe 5 years time, it has a LONG LONG LONG way to go. Do not pay money for this it is not ANYWHERE near worth it let alone a finished product. If you have a less then great PC like mine forget about it game is not made for us. Stand alone client seems to work better then steams
Posted September 10, 2025. Last edited September 10, 2025.
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8.1 hrs on record
Game is way too short for the price I wouldn't bother with it even on sale
Posted September 10, 2025.
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11 people found this review helpful
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23.3 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
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Posted April 23, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
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43.0 hrs on record (42.4 hrs at review time)
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PLEASE
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IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO DUMB 2 OWN A PS2
OR 2 EMULATE
HAVE NEVER PLAYED TALES OF THE ABYSS
PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE A REALITY ANYMORE
YOU CAN MAKE THIS DIFFERNCE
ONLY YOU
THINK OF THE CHILDREN
THINK OF MY WAIFU TEAR
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Posted February 6, 2025.
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386.5 hrs on record (243.4 hrs at review time)
Uhhhhhhh I've been playing bloons since I was in diapers this ♥♥♥♥ is therapy man. Micro transactions are super scummy I do not recommend EVER buying ANYTHING. Ignoring those they game is a 10/10 tower defense that anyone and everyone can enjoy, nothing more nothing less
Posted October 29, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
91.5 hrs on record (41.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I am a big fan of A-RPG's, growing up on NOX and Diablo 2, I have stuck with them my entire life and currently also play Last Epoch and PoE every new league.

The Slormancer is an absolute love letter to those who enjoy A-rpg's. I first played maybe 2 patches ago and thought there was a lot of potential but it was not quite there yet, but after playing V0.9 I cannot WAIT for 1.0. They changed almost any and every complaint I had, making the game less grindy, much easier to rework your character, and really just wrapping everything up in an absolute beautiful package.

The Slormancer gives you everything you need to know in game, so you will not have to do hours of build planning like PoE, and if you want to switch you build (which there are many layers too) you are free to do so anytime without any downside.

Since this game is not online, you can pause anytime you want, look at all your skills / spells / weapons, completely redo builds in the middle of a 'map' or 'mono', and keep going. Builds are super fun and diverse, skills are whacky and flat out a breathe of fresh air compared to most A-rpgs and I find myself wanting to try them all because of that. And I can, super easily.

I will say the games story plays a bit more casual, I would say one of the only complaints I have is the main story is a bit too easy, but this problem is fixed for end game with customizable difficulty. I wish they had it for the story, hopefully this can be added one day.

For how much this game cost it is a wonderful deal, I'd be happy to pay double. if you want an A-rpg that lets you play as you want, make it as hard as you want, while having many of the things that you love in other A-rpgs, The Slormancer delivers and them some
Posted July 17, 2024.
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243.7 hrs on record (243.4 hrs at review time)
If you have ever played an MMO before you know that you will have some issues getting your account going and such. After playing many MMO's, FF14 is the worst. The only reason I was ever able to get on is because they integrated with steam. It is a NIGHTMARE to do anything for you account, including just getting time added onto your account. Terrible service and community is more toxic then WoW somehow, Sadly my friends play this and my nostalgia makes me want to try new content only to be reminded of the dumpster fire this games service is
Posted July 6, 2024.
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556.2 hrs on record (460.0 hrs at review time)
Simply one of the best games ever created. The feeling of progression has never felt better in any other game I've ever played
Posted July 4, 2024.
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105.6 hrs on record (29.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Feels like a great sequel to Hades through and through
Posted May 12, 2024. Last edited September 26, 2025.
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84.5 hrs on record (34.5 hrs at review time)
One of the best of the series, if you are a returning fan salty about 6 this game will put the series in a good light again
Def recommend for newbies as well
Posted October 14, 2023.
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