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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
42.2 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I thought this was a crappy mario kart clone with boobies on top of it. Boy was I wrong.

You know how in most kart games you got like 3 main dudes that are always in the lead and then there's you? They did not give a fug about that in this game and everyone feels like a threat and they all will fug u ub bretti gud. Every race is a clusterhug of characters and that is its main appeal to me, I just have no idea what is going to happen whenever I start a new race. The maps are varied and challenging, and the weapons could use some updates, as in add new ones. There's this weapon called Thicc Juice which makes you hella thick that makes you almost invincible and gives you speed, projectiles in the shape of undergarments, bumpers in the shape of bumplugs and a few more.
Voice acting is pretty good, art is bretti nice and if porking animations and stills were'nt in the game, it'd still be a pretty good game.
I started playing for the funbags but I stayed for the fun.

6/9

Terry not Bogard best girl.

Update Nov 2020:

So apparently they are still pushing updates regularly, and events where you can unlock new racers are pretty fun/frustrating. It's still fun to play for a few minutes a day since every race feels FAST AS HECK. Definetly worth the price since I've played this for longer than some AAA games.

Racoon Trash girl still best girl.
Posted July 17, 2020. Last edited November 18, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
53.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Like Risk of Rain, but 2
Posted December 2, 2019.
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3.6 hrs on record
Play it with friends and with voice please
Posted June 29, 2019.
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2 people found this review funny
3.7 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
I didn't know I did not want to kill anyone as much as I did playing this, tanks mudd <3
Posted November 26, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
12.9 hrs on record
At first i hated it because the control was butt but then I got gud and I started liking it again and gotdang am I glad i gave this game another chance its like real good like i got like 50 boners for ace team with all there gems this is a gud 1 2 so u shud buy it cuz its good the only downslide is dat it 2 short i wanna keep playing cuz it gud but now i cant cuz its over it has nice replayability but i wanted more story i no dat that it aint suposed 2 b but i want it 2 do so cuz it dont is imma habve to give it a not ten out a ten imma giv it a 8 out of then cuz it 2 short but it good n i liked it so pls keep mekin gems SHILE ES # 1 BIBA SHILE SCHILE SHCILE CHSCLE CHSLIEK

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this gam has anime tiddies, so get on that son
Posted January 2, 2016. Last edited January 2, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
4.8 hrs on record
Okay so like you're all liek yo this gon be som fuggen girly ass game rite? well RONG cuz like this gaem is bout GROWIN THE DUK UP so you become a woman in the end. Deep characters with development, choices that matter, no black or white ♥♥♥♥♥ except miss african american voodo juju witchwoman vs lady of the lake eheheheehhehehehehe, and gogdam if i didnt get wet from belts husbando, like my anus totes dilated and was leakin n errtin, and to top it all off has classy titty showins. 10/10 VN would want to be the little girl again
Posted January 25, 2015.
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2 people found this review funny
3.6 hrs on record
Literally one click Monster Hunter.
Fish fish to fish bigger fish so that you can fish bigger fish so that you can sell em and be able to get mad money so you can buy better equipment to fish fish so you can fish bigger fish so you can catch the biggest fish. Also hats.

8/10
Posted January 24, 2015.
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5.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It's like Mr Driller fun, but without the puzzle and without the air and with enemies and with weapons. The longer you play with it the harder it gets. I bought it to support a dev I found had potential. Keep it up, my main man.
Posted January 4, 2015. Last edited January 4, 2015.
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4 people found this review helpful