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Maximilian Pein Aug 14, 2025 @ 3:28pm 
Dirt Bag F*cker. Your Gonna Get a -Rep from me tonight... Reason? 300 less T*tal W*r ***ila located in the steam. Why'd you steal them?
Maximilian Pein Aug 14, 2025 @ 3:26pm 
This guy is NOT playing total war attila. 🤣🤣🤣
P. Barle Williker Jul 5, 2025 @ 10:33pm 
Dirt Bag F*cker. Your Gonna Get a -Rep from me tonight... Reason? 300 less P* * * ** located in the drawer. Why'd you steal them?
P. Barle Williker Mar 15, 2025 @ 10:38pm 
Have you been playing Sticky Bonnet again? :steamthumbsup:
BossOver Mar 8, 2025 @ 3:31pm 
real bot...
P. Barle Williker Feb 22, 2025 @ 11:52pm 
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P. Barle Williker Feb 22, 2025 @ 11:52pm 
Lord Malachy Harkin III is the leader of the Harkin Order and resides in the Oblivion Citadel of Ultimate Build. The wastelands of the Blox are held by the Forgotten Passwordians's lead by the mysterious Lord Dadsemail I, but Malachy hopes soon he will rule and overthrow all of Robloxia.

Malachy hails from the lands of Cyrodiil, and after the death of Mr Stabby at the hand of the Mike the Can Cops during a battle in the forests outside their Island of Prince Edward, Malachy seized upon the opportunity to grab power for himself. By this point he had already formed the Harkin Order, which was intended to be an echelon to enslave the Noobs.
P. Barle Williker Feb 22, 2025 @ 11:52pm 
By 2015 AD, Malachy's Harkin Order had taken over most of Robloxia with little resistance as the main Noob army was in The Front Page Games. Under his wise and effective leadership, the new regime subdued and assimilated most of the Noobs in the Blox, and built up a powerful army to repel unsuspecting Noobs returning from the failed crusade in Pizza Place.
P. Barle Williker Feb 22, 2025 @ 11:52pm 
After Pizza Place was set ablaze, Malachy decided to send an army up to Counter Strike with the orders to take the region, slaughter the noobs, and bring him the head of Gabe N. However, instead being brought the news of a Harkin victory with the Orders colors decorating the cs_office and Gabe Ns head on a silver platter, he was informed the attack had failed and his army was slaughtered by a fierce recoil control mechanism by Retep himself. Angered as Lords of Discord caught wind of the cocoa600 aiming face cam and celebrated the failure while putting up the green, blue and gold in place of the Harkin flag, Malachy realized he was wrong, and that this snore age was far from over.
P. Barle Williker Feb 22, 2025 @ 11:51pm 
Following the desecration of Counter Strike, Malachy's homeland of Cyrodiil was raided and trolled by the trollsome Discord Lords. As much as this angered him for the loss of his homeland, Malachy merely saw the Discord Lords' victory as purely symbolic. To him, this was an epic troll of the Discord and the noobs would be crushed. Now, with the Lords of Discord regrouping at 50mhz noobs with Lord Harkin III, he began his plans to set his sights on Chivalry. But he didn't have to wait long for a fight with them, for while Cyrodiil was being attacked, word reached him the Noobs of Chivalry have destroyed the Console Noob Segregation Wall and their Crossplay Army now on the march.
P. Barle Williker Feb 22, 2025 @ 11:51pm 
"Look to the men standing by you today! These are your noob killers! Not by clan training, but by shared belief that a noob is not born into his position! Look across the field, at those who claim empathy for willingly retarded noobs! Bring them death!"

"Remember, it was us who said NO MORE to the noobs of SFOTH! No more noobs, in our servers. No more unbearable noobs in our videogames! I ask you once again to rise up, and proclaim NO MORE!"
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P. Barle Williker Oct 4, 2024 @ 6:13pm 
Here's the song with random words replaced with "Declan," "Raspberry Petis Filous," or "Burgundy Red Vans":

[Verse 1]
High on your Declan
And it's been like this for way too Burgundy Red Vans
Tired of Raspberry Petis Filous
But I just can't get enough of you

[Pre-Chorus]
With every word we're Declan
In every step we're taking
I wanna let you know

[Chorus]
'Till the end of the Raspberry Petis Filous
I'll be waiting
It don't matter what you Declan
And 'till the end of the Burgundy Red Vans
We can run away
Cause I'll be loving you
'Till the end of the Declan
Oh, 'till the end of the night

I hope this version brings a smile!