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20.5 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
cant wait to do an el dorado opening to 360 nosc with rook and then use the special ability from opening to have sexual intercourse.
Posted February 20, 2023.
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15.9 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
This is an S tier game, I would buy this even if there was no sale for it. It is that good.
Posted August 1, 2019.
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3.6 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
For 59 cents this game is still not worth it, do not buy
Posted June 30, 2019. Last edited June 30, 2019.
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15 people found this review helpful
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15.6 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
My 2nd life I was born into a big village. Here is that story:
>Be born
>Have beautiful mother named Anastacia
>She names me Jack
>Born into big town
>Become farmer
>Mom teaches me how to farm
>She gives me love in all ways possible
>I mess up but she helps me fix my mistakes
>Fast forward to my 30s
>Can't find mom
>She has died and I never got to say goodbye
>Town is running out of water as all our wells and pumps ran dry
>Go to search for water
>Find pond
>Bring bucket and bowl to get water
>When I come back to town everyone left taking all the food with them
>Die of starvation at 45.
>Wish my last words were "I loved you mom"
>Last words were is here.
Great game
Posted February 21, 2019.
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20 people found this review helpful
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14.4 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
Got banned on a server for killing the admin too much and saying "Drop your weapons!" each time I killed him. Best game would play again.
Posted November 23, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.3 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Hot damn, I saw this on Steam and it said Psychological Horror but didn't believe that ♥♥♥♥ and I was preparing my tissue and lotion to doki doki my damn ♥♥♥♥ and when I played all the acts my ♥♥♥♥ just got Nopi Nopi ♥♥♥♥ got serious holy fcking hell.
Posted October 8, 2017. Last edited October 14, 2017.
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