🔥 HOT: Id/coolestguyintheknownuniverse - Uncensored 2025

The River
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Now the river is nearby
It helps me think
Sitting on the river bank reminds me of everything outside my world
That beyond my problems are so many other people
Moving like the water down the stream
Changing the scene moment after moment
But seemingly the unchanged

Now the river is nearby
Walking up to the river enchants me
The gap in the trees as I see it approach from the distance
Like a dream slowly becoming my reality
Opening up into something larger than I can comprehend
And only a fraction of what is out there

It doesn't change how I feel
Sometimes all of it gets to me
But the river keeps me calm
And it gives me a neutral place
Somewhere that doesn't provoke anxiety
It just stands there
And nothing else

Forever Glade
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Nothing better than being surrounded by trees.
They can’t love me, but cannot hurt me.
They stand next to me,
and nothing else.

Nothing worse than being surrounded by trees.
They can’t love me, and cannot hurt me.
They stand next to me,
and nothing else.

Update 3:
Life is
a lie
I guess
Not gunna rhyme, but I have a plan
Listen closely, I'm only gunna say this once
I need a rope
And a 12 foot by 12 foot piece of red linen
Also some goat milk taken from the back of my grandmothers backyard
Now you might have questions
Don't
Alright?
Cool
Gunna need a full size stuffed penguin doll, but fllled with lentil soup
Don't cook the lentils
Raw will be just fine
Pro tip: Honey
Call me crazy, but it works really nicely
So, I got a lot more, and I'm just gunna put it in a bulleted list right here
If you have any questions
As a reminder
Don't;
- A tube of toothpaste
- A bottle of pickled carrots (if you get me pickled onions I won't have anything to say to you)
- Black paint
- One of your toes (pinkie toe would be nice)
- Latex earrings
- Gorilla glue
- A man bun wig
- 2 trays of egg fried rice
- 17 links of smoked andouille sausage
- Last but not least, a rabbit
Alright, that should be it
Again no questions, but I can tell you I'm performing a ritual with all this
It should finally give my life some purpose, making it feel like less of a lie
Oh, and what did you think of my previous entry?
Was it good?
To be honest I'm not too sure looking back
Some of those lines are pretty good but most of them are pretty dumb
And it doesn't really mean anything to me
Anymore
Did you get the items yet?
What was that?
You didn't?
oh
well
fuq u
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Sincerely,
idfk anymore
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I'm a beaver
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Life is a lie
Death killed me
I'll never get the recognition I deserve
I invented the beaver
What is the beaver?
Even I, the creator of the beaver, have no idea
How could you? English?
Wrong
Never once
Open up
Never exist
Without is
With not isn't
However quantify
Who are you?
Who am I?
I'm a beaver
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- The Penguin

P.S: Fuq u