so i was like trying to aim but i couldnt so i jerked it while these GI joes ran past me and shot me

So i was walking and farted hard as ♥♥♥♥ so this dude came over to me on a ant and he said to hop on so i did and then those zombies heard my fart and congradulated me by patting me on the back but apparently im a weak ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i died