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3 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
54.3 hrs on record
᠌ ᠌ ᠌Balan Wonderworld is an action platformer that takes place inside of the wacky world of Balan. In this world, you play as up to 80 different characters with powerful and unique ability such as high jump, teleportation, hovering, and explosion. With these abilities, the player must solve various puzzles and difficult jumping segments to collect golden Balan statues. These statues allow the player to unlock new worlds such as corn farm, chess, cat castle, and Mayan temple. The level design for each world is very unique and unlike any other platformer you will see out on the market. This game combines its funny characters such as the fluffy Tims with the surrealness of the characters emotional pain. As the player, you help these characters resolve their problems and liberate them from the evils that lie within. With the help of Balan, you work together to defeat the evils that harbor within these characters though events known as "Balan Bouts". By saving all of these characters you learn what it means to be good by defeating the evils of the world and learning more about yourself in the process. This evil is manifested by creatures known as Toms, the polar opposite of the Tims.
᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌A couple tips for new players: 1. there is an amazing jump technique where you jump after falling off an edge to get extra distance. 2. the platforming gets significantly better as you develop new abilities throughout the game. 3. be on the lookout for Tim eggs. Amassing a large force of Tims is a valuable asset to defeat the evil Toms found in each world. 4. constructing the Tower O' Tims will unlock the true ending of the game, it is a must do on the first playthrough of the game.
Posted February 28, 2023.
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45.5 hrs on record
The graphics are fine.
Mods won't fix the broken controls and physics.
Posted February 28, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
79.1 hrs on record (45.0 hrs at review time)
Battle with your friends against hordes of monsters of all shapes and size. Ranging from the borderworld Xen, to the mysterious race X, to the authoritarian US marines; you and your comrades struggle to fight for your lives against these vile creatures. Grab a gun, a crowbar, or even a giant cockroach and smoke some punkass monsters!
Posted November 23, 2017. Last edited November 23, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,105.2 hrs on record (687.2 hrs at review time)
It's pretty good. Kept me waiting though.
Posted July 14, 2017.
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18 people found this review helpful
22 people found this review funny
909.8 hrs on record (50.0 hrs at review time)
fortress forever is my favorite first person shooter. my favorite class is soldier. in this game features fortress points. fortress points are used to buy custom skins for your weapons. these are very expensive, so get your credit card ready! if you get enough fortress points, you can invest in different skill trees to unlock new abilities for each class. there are so many skills such as more health, better grenades, and super shotgun. for instanace, the heavy can cast enlargement, multi-surf, and corpse pool. the style is classic changed behavior, i will tell you right now, but incorrectly, high heels, sneakers, like a rabbit, the development as a service does not exist, at the same time, the slot machine in the list, but who are interested in available, and in addition, the old, the castle is still the best!!!!!! iIranians live in a prison of bees, ants, but there is one thing that, in general, milk, honey, beeswax, pollen, and continue to produce form a whimsical creature. bees live almost anywhere in the world. you can find them in the yard. most people will tell you, the work of bees, they dont want to hurt you, they just want to "bee" left alone. bites, poison syringe. this drug is not dangerous at high doses. you can see it, even the queen, ruler of the castle. they are responsible for creating more bees. there are also mean bees. you're trying to hurt the bees, for example, in The League. yeah, i think i'd kill a man to protect the group, Cory in the house, i want to introduce to try. the engineer is my hero beacuse he says NO to drugs.
Posted March 28, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
826.5 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
i do recommend for newbies, but it was better in 2012.... hope it gets fixed, recent august updates changed game a lot (in a bad way)

oldies better stick with quake 3 or CPMA
Posted September 18, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,337.6 hrs on record (1,305.9 hrs at review time)
biggest waste of 1,300 hours , highly adictive, anoying children/rules/admins
Posted July 23, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
27.0 hrs on record (25.6 hrs at review time)
6.77 GBs of ludicrous amounts of fun and gore
Posted July 19, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
518.5 hrs on record (376.5 hrs at review time)
best action RTS it has nukes n' artilery n' ships n' planes n' tanks RIKI LOVE SUPREME COMMANDER
Posted April 3, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
1,138.0 hrs on record (88.2 hrs at review time)
RIKI LOVE TFC, TF2 IS FOR NOOBS, TFC IS FOR THE SKILLED
Posted March 28, 2014.
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