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Recent reviews by Johnny Silverballs

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38.5 hrs on record (34.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
ricocheting a laser off a coin makes your pp get bigger. straight fax
Posted August 15, 2022.
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1.0 hrs on record
"that game sucks"
Posted April 8, 2022.
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12.3 hrs on record
Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana. Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind. Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash. Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
Posted October 7, 2021.
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46.0 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
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Posted October 7, 2021.
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23.4 hrs on record (21.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ you, I'm not gay, you don't even know me, why you singling me out and calling me gay? Out of all the people on the Internet, you just decide to call me gay? Say that to my face and I'll take my shirt off instantly and wrestle you to the ground, get right up in your face, holding you tight, my body pressed to your body, my muscles tensing on your muscles, beads of sweat dripping off my rippling biceps as I tenderly force you into submission, the strain of it all causing us both to eventually collapse into a panting, exhausted heap, our bodies tangled up in each other, perspiration glistening on our heaving chests, I'll grab a fistful of your hair and use the last of my strength to pull your head back so your eyes are looking directly into mine, then I'll say: "Call me gay again, ♥♥♥♥♥." Because I'm not gay. So shut up
Posted October 7, 2021.
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