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0.7 hrs on record
This is a really cute game about being a tiny dog bent on destroying the house. <3 Controls well, short but sweet.
Posted December 1, 2024.
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2.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I gave this game a second chance after months of not doing so. Were there updates? Sure! Do the updates make the game playable? Let me put it this way:

The game has no recommended hardware requirements, only vague minimum requirements.
The menus are locked at 45FPS, with no adjustments to the graphics making any difference to the actual gameplay.
Load times are horrendous, to the point that they make PS1 games with scratched discs look good.
My computer far exceeds the minimum requirements, and it still froze when walking from whatever hanger you start in to the open world of Patrol.
Enemies are still too small, them firing was enough to send my 30fps to 20spf, That's right, it lagged so bad that the frames and seconds flipped spots.

Calling this game Hawken, is like calling Mcdonalds to put out the fire your dog started in the toilet.

Avoid this cashgrab application at all costs. It is false advertisement, the in game store worked on Day 1 while the menus didn't, and I really don't care for the condescending AI narrator at the beginning of the game that happens with each launch. The trailer for the game was released only a few days before the game itself launched in radio silence, and

Oh, also: The "story" they had originally for the Single Player mode was so poorly received by literally everyone that played this travesty that it was removed from the game. Check the patch notes. Removing this trash from my account.
Posted January 28, 2024.
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