💦 FULL SET: Id/cyprianho - Uncensored 2025

🌵 My toaster just got promoted to CEO of the moon cheese factory.
🦑 I dance with squids every Tuesday under a rain of pickles.
⚡ Electricity tastes better with socks on a trampoline.
🐸 Frogs know the secrets of quantum burritos, trust them.
🚀 I once challenged a rocket to a staring contest. I won.
🥒 Cucumber jazz is the future of intergalactic diplomacy.
📦 Boxes are portals. Kick one and find yourself in 1832.
🎩 My top hat speaks fluent Klingon when upside down.
🐉 I adopted a dragon who only eats glitter and bad vibes.
🧀 Say cheese or face the wrath of the lactose ninja mice.